Гермнияк Цет!

I was just looking something up in the german english dictionary dict.cc
and I found something rather amusing: 

The idiom "Down but not out" was translated in German as "We haven't lost Poland yet".

I really couldn't stop laughing.

This is so horrible, I love it:
http://www.break.com/index/bob-ross-is-alive.html

Here's a gift for you: a German-English dictionary.

Ha.